The Alien King
 Ben and I were walking along minding our own business. Suddenly we were abducted by the small, fat, and pimply Alien king with a crown who stank like a rubbish bin.

“Why do you want to destroy the world?” we asked.

 “Because it will be fun to destroy the world ha ha ha ha,” the alien king evilly laughed. “If you destroy the world, people won’t be able to ride motorbikes or play video games and be entertained, or play with their friends and have fun, or eat chocolate or get hypo off coke cola, so if you destroy the world we will punch your lights out. So that’s the why the world is a good place.            
  

Hi, my name is Damo
Grade: 5
Best Holiday: Echuca
Birth Month: February
Career Goals: Cheif
Favorite Band(s): ACDC
Favorite Lolly: starberst
Favorite Food: pizza
Favorite Munchie: Computer
Favorite soft drink: coke cola
Favorite Subject: Video games
Hobbies/Sports: Fotty/crickit
Pet Peeve: Lany
Pets: cats dogs birds sheep cows chicins horses
Siblings: brother sister                                                                                                                                       Best Friend: Benny