The Alien King
 Ben and I were walking along minding our own business. Suddenly we were abducted by the small, fat, and pimply Alien king with a crown who stank like a rubbish bin.

“Why do you want to destroy the world?” we asked.

 “Because it will be fun to destroy the world ha ha ha ha,” the alien king evilly laughed. “If you destroy the world, people won’t be able to ride motorbikes or play video games and be entertained, or play with their friends and have fun, or eat chocolate or get hypo off coke cola, so if you destroy the world we will punch your lights out. So that’s the why the world is a good place.